As a student there are many tips that will help you to find a job, succeed in your job, and many more. However, what if you want to get fired from your job? Here are a few tips that will make sure that your boss kicks you out of the job. Make sure that you figure out the reason of getting fired from your job.
- Arrive late for your work. Wake up from your bed at any time you like and don’t be in a rush to reach the office.
- You’re already late for your office, but still stop for a sip of coffee. Don’t forget to munch a muffin or a roll too.
- Once you’re done with this, stop doing the tasks that are assigned to you. At the same time make sure that you master the skill of producing lame excuses for your incomplete assignments. Your excuses should not look genuine ones.
- Keep messing around in the office and play pranks on your colleagues. Throw glue around the office tables and chairs; make paper airplanes and throw everywhere. Cut the telephone wires and create mayhem in your workplace.
- Extend your lunch hours. Be in no hurry to return to your work. You can also take something and eat at your table and have your lunch like an animal which will make it even more disgusting.
- This tip is 100% effective. Sell your office stuff or your entire office on Ebay or other online selling sites. Doing this, will map your way to your home with the termination letter in your hand.
- Call your friends at your office and throw a big party for them and post the party expense on your office. You can also have beer which will relax you and make you smell like a brewery.
- Miss all the meetings of your office especially the most important ones. Instead make personal calls in that time. Don’t keep it short and sweet, chat away.
- Make a collection of the worst music and play it loud in the office. Make sure that you sing these worst songs in the most horrible way that will add to the torture.
- Infect your office with some deadly virus, spam your office mates and to add to the misery dress in the most loathsome way with rude and cheap gestures and slogans.
Thus, try these crazy ways that will get you fired from your office and achieve your aim easily.